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welcome to career day! i'm a teacher, so today i'll be showing you what my job is like
dude! quit reading so much...you'll grow up to be one of those guys that writes movie reviews on the internet
well, nerd club isn't that bad. the first day you have to either make someone your nerd, though, or someone will make you theirs
there's nothin' to do in the suburbs! oh, but you're wrong! look at all you can do! - football - lacrosse - field hockey - ISOLATION
man don't tell nobody but i got a secret boob fetish
if you bug me about dinner again i'll turn you back into an orphan
watch out dude. police arrested a gang of emos just a block away, last week...they woulda gave you a haircut
well, you know what...some of us DID want to have a quiz
MICROSOFT WORD for pigeons VERSION 2.9 Loading Crumbs... 81% 81 percent peck peck. peck peck
okay, dude, time for you to go to school. straighten up and i'll slump with you when you come home today POSTURE IS NOT A JOKE! DON'T SLUMP
GOOD TIMES MAN. GOOD TIMES MAN. GOOD TIMES GOOD GOOD GOOD TIMES MAN GOOD YOU ARE INVITED!!! one-year high school reunion
1u IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PUT DOWN THE MICROSCOPE AND DRIVE
TEENAGERS: they have no legal rights...let's blame them for society's problems!
well...at least there was that time back in 2006 that i beat a cartoonist to a parking spot at the grocery
you can't spell bob dylan without O.D.B.
FREELANCE CORPORATE ACCOUNTANT - hide millions - embezzle millions - call today
how you been, man?! i'm halfway in the bag, dude...i just can't resist the cool ranch
why the long face, dude? i was born with it
where did my homework go? i spent hours on that last night IT DISAPPEARED!! a magician never reveals his secret, son
hey, kid... come here, you ever heard of math uh... i gotta go, i don't want any math are you sure? i got a calculator you can use no thanks man
HALL OF MIRRORS* Look at yourself Accurate reflections Fun for all ages *Only 1 mirror in hall
HELP WANTED Do my homework please
you... you were able to pull the toner out of the supply cabinet! YOU... MUST BE THE CHOSEN ONE!
I WAS DISENFRANCHISED IN THE 2004 ELECTIONS AND ALL I GOT WAS A CORRUPT FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT
well, that depends...how big of a tattoo of florida are you going to get? life-size
looks like it's just you and me at this party, electrical outlet
THE LIBERAL DRINKIN' GAME Take a shot every time you hate Fox News
hey. you want to go get some lunch with us? no, i gotta stay here in the hatch and type numbers into the computer
my brand-new system, called TAKE OTHER CULTURES' ARTIFACTS AND SELL THEM TO AMERICANS, teaches you how to take other cultures' artifacts and sell them to americans
hey salvador. you need a haircut? no! i need no barber! I AM A BARBER!!
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