Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: usually dont give a crap * Text: 

FUN FACT: in a recent poll, 97% of americans described their workplace attitude as
05-31-06

usually dont give a crap

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ornithosuchidae * Text: 

dogg, i don't know what you talkin about...i been rappin since the permian mass extinction, i'm an original ornithosuchidae
05-30-06

ornithosuchidae

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yam * Text: 

what's for dinner


a yam
05-30-06

yam

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: only eat hummus * Text: 

Your search -
05-29-06

only eat hummus

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: neighbor quiz * Text: 

WHICH NEIGHBOR ARE YOU


you're the old guy who always stands out in the street! your ideal job would be to scowl at everyone who drives by (no matter how slow.)
05-28-06

neighbor quiz

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: optical dudes * Text: 

OPTICAL ILLUSION: how many dudes are in this drawing
05-27-06

optical dudes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mirror * Text: 

IF YOU CAN READ THIS...THANK A MIRROR!
05-26-06

mirror

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lord of evil * Text: 

i am -+@THE LORD OF EVIL@+-


i am the darkest of the dark, the destroyer of men! I AM THE STENCILED IVY IN YOUR MOM'S BATHROOM!!!
05-25-06

lord of evil

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: klingon law * Text: 

well, i'm sorry, but the law states that since you were dressed as klingons when you got married, you'll have to dress up as klingons in order to file for divorce
05-24-06

klingon law

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: just a shirt * Text: 

CREEPIEST OUTFIT EVER:


just a shirt
05-23-06

just a shirt

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cigarettes * Text: 

cigarettes give my baby ENERGY and FULL FLAVOR! thanks cigarettes


$5.99 S&H
05-22-06

cigarettes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: old guy training * Text: 

OLD GUY TRAINING 1pm


okay, repeat after me: SLOWWWW DOWWWWNN!!! and remember, you can shake your fist when you say it, too.
05-21-06

old guy training

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: it blows * Text: 

EXERCISING...


IT BLOWS!!
05-20-06

it blows

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet fit club * Text: 

INTERNET CELEBRITY FIT CLUB!!


internet celebrity fit club has been cancelled for today (
05-19-06

internet fit club

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: drug mules * Text: 

BABIES


not just drug mules any more!


NOW AVAILABLE IN 2/3/4/5/6XL $5.99 S&H
05-18-06

drug mules

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a s l * Text: 

a/s/l?


26/M/on the way to the bathroom
05-17-06

a s l

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why bloggers love handheld computers * Text: 

BRING ME TO WORK AND USE ME TO LOOK AT PORN WHILE YOU'RE ON THE TOILET
05-16-06

why bloggers love handheld computers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: web cartoonists do it once a day at midnight * Text: 

PEOPLE IN A CERTAIN PROFESSION
05-15-06

web cartoonists do it once a day at midnight

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: senior comparatives * Text: 

SENIOR COMPARATIVES


Somewhat likely to succeed
05-14-06

senior comparatives

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one and a half * Text: 

welcome to...


THE ONE AND A HALFTH DIMENSION!!!
05-13-06

one and a half

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chinese food bong * Text: 

Dear DREW:


Your application #497301176,
05-12-06

chinese food bong

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: farm project * Text: 

FARMER SEEKING RANCHER, FARMHAND FOR NEW PROJECT


farmer with 20+ yrs experience looking for rancher and farmhand to start new project. must be able to farm 3x a week. pro gear, pro attitude. must have own equipment.
05-11-06

farm project

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: embarrass the nerds * Text: 

do i have to do it? can you just write zero for chin-ups


The President's
05-10-06

embarrass the nerds

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chicken wing * Text: 

well, yeah, of course you're happy, everyone loves you...try being the chicken wing with two little bones for once and see how you feel
05-09-06

chicken wing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: goatee eulogy * Text: 

and so i say to you today, friends of the dearly departed: he may be gone, BUT HIS GOATEE WILL LIVE ON!!
05-08-06

goatee eulogy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beat up ol pizza car * Text: 

BEAT-UP CHEVY CAVALIER: the official car of the guy who delivers pizza to my neighbors every single night
05-07-06

beat up ol pizza car

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: and many moooooooooooore * Text: 

so, your father just called, it looks like he won't be coming home tonight, even though it's your birthday


NOW AVAILABLE


IN 2/3/4/5/6XL


BABY'S FIRST DISAPPOINTMENT


$5.99 S&H
05-06-06

and many moooooooooooore

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: buddhists * Text: 

man i hope you come back as golf-course grass and get mowed every day


FUN FACT: buddhists don't believe in literal reincarnation, unless you cut them off in traffic
05-05-06

buddhists

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: boss time * Text: 

listen, drew, i'm gonna need you to attach this rope around your waist and stay within six feet of me for the rest of the week
05-04-06

boss time

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: amish country * Text: 

we can't stop here. this is amish country
05-03-06

amish country

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: african gourd computer * Text: 

mr. mbebedudu, you're the first man in africa to create a computer out of a gourd and some rocks...how has it changed your life?


well, we mostly just use it to send spam
05-02-06

african gourd computer

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: franks shark shack * Text: 

come own in, you won' go hungry and you won' go home with both arms


welcome to frank's shark shack, free shark bite with every meal. one for non-smoking, follow me
05-01-06

franks shark shack

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec