Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how eclipses are made * Text: 

sun


moon


your stupid head
04-30-06

how eclipses are made
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: award certificate * Text: 

AWARD CERTIFICATE
04-29-06

award certificate
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: body off my laws * Text: 

oh yeah? well, YOU keep your BODY off of my LAWS!
04-28-06

body off my laws
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: child labor rules * Text: 

well, the main advantage of child labor is that your workers can be paid in legos
04-27-06

child labor rules
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: deadly catchphrases * Text: 

every year, more than 100,000 internet users are infected with deadly catchphrases. to minimize your exposure to th-OH GOD HERE COMES A ZOMBIE PIRATE NINJA
04-26-06

deadly catchphrases
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: opposite office * Text: 

hey drew, what's up? man, sports and my kids are real boring...looked at any good websites lately?


just another day at the office...THE OFFICE IN OPPOSITE WORLD!!!
04-25-06

opposite office
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: inside the riaa * Text: 

INSIDE THE RIAA


let's brainstorm here, guys, is there any way we can just kill teenagers who download music
04-24-06

inside the riaa
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ants can carry * Text: 

FUN FACT: despite the fact that ants can carry one hundred times their own body weight, they are not allowed in my kitchen
04-23-06

ants can carry
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: domo arigordion * Text: 

domo arigordion


mr accordion
04-22-06

domo arigordion
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: checkerboard * Text: 

A B


OPTICAL ILLUSION:


the squares marked
04-21-06

checkerboard
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dejazzifier and show tune eliminator * Text: 

no jazz


NEW!! the DEJAZZIFIER. remove the jazz from your favorite restaurant, bar, or coffeshop! if you purchase today, you will receive, at no additional cost, the SHOW TUNE ELIMINATOR!!!
04-20-06

dejazzifier and show tune eliminator
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i hate you eraserhead * Text: 

WEIRD STUFF


just keeps happening to this dude
04-19-06

i hate you eraserhead
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: endorsement deal * Text: 

if a tree falls in the forest, and it lands on a professional athlete, which shoe company will offer him an endorsement deal first
04-18-06

endorsement deal
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: flash games 4 lyfe * Text: 

hey, do you wanna go get some lunch


nah, i think i'm just gonna stay here and play WORLD OF SAND for an hour
04-17-06

flash games 4 lyfe
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ouroboros * Text: 

FUN FACT: representing infinity and the circular nature of life gets pretty boring, so the ouroboros watches a lot of tv


its favorite shows are
04-16-06

ouroboros
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shake machine is broke * Text: 

shake machine is broke


nooooooooooooooooooo


in hell the only place to eat is hardee's and the shake machine doesn't ever work
04-15-06

shake machine is broke
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont let the goatee * Text: 

don't let the goatee fool you... my prize is in heaven
04-14-06

dont let the goatee
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: emo despair mode * Text: 

hey, i gotta take a picture for my livejournal, would you take it for me? here's the camera, make sure the
04-13-06

emo despair mode
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wednesday * Text: 

why yes! i am indeed aware that today, wednesday, is
04-12-06

wednesday
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wheat or somn * Text: 

GRAINSPOTTING


oi, looks like some wheat or som'n, innit? where's me smack
04-11-06

wheat or somn
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how does anyone play this game * Text: 

spend fourteen hours obsessively constructing house


find out that you can't even make friends in video games


set yourself on fire
04-10-06

how does anyone play this game
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: guitar lessons * Text: 

GUITAR LESSONS


- Learn from an o.k. guitarist


- Power chords, string replacement


- Not very good
04-09-06

guitar lessons
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: iceland * Text: 

hey, dad, is this greenland?


no, son, that's iceland, but don't worry...many of the vikings made the same mistake
04-08-06

iceland
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the writing is on the floor * Text: 

WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT: PART 2


a dog figures out some basic english words and one day while his owner is gone, he finds a marker and writes
04-07-06

the writing is on the floor
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: computer rebate * Text: 

COMPUTERS


199.99 price


- 198.00 rebate*


$1.99 SALE PRICE!


*rebate will never arrive
04-06-06

computer rebate
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: asian bird cold * Text: 

the looming terror of HSNI asian bird cold threatens us all! billions of people may catch this disease and be stuffed up for a couple of days
04-05-06

asian bird cold
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: f bombs * Text: 

fuuuuuu fuu fffuuuuu


i stayed inside, unsure of what to do, as the f-bombs rained down for hours
04-04-06

f bombs
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crodney * Text: 

crodney dangerfield. n.


crap rodney dangerfield.


i get no crespect
04-03-06

crodney
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the facts of life * Text: 

well, son, making babies is actually quite easy


we bought a seed pod, your mother swallowed it, and six months later, you burst out through her chest
04-02-06

the facts of life
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: someone has to pay * Text: 

what happens to a dream deferred, does it dry up like a raisin in the sun


well, it kinda does, but mostly it dries up like
04-01-06

someone has to pay
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec