Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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avast ye landlubbers, tis me, the fearsome pirate buzzcut linebeard
10 PRINT "THIS JOB SUCKS" 20 GOTO 10 RUN
WHY DO OLD PEOPLE MOVE TO FLORIDA? - crushing 99% humidity helps to heal fragile bones - excellent death metal scene down there - like to spend hours just lookin' at spiky, weird plants
ISO SWM/MWM, 25-35, must enjoy dressing up like me and going to my job so i don't have to. BOX #529
hey, why doncha write about it in your blog, it'd last longer
dear grandma, thank you for the set of "non-magnetic poetry". it looks like a lot of fun. love, drew
i'll be right back... i gotta go make some "mountain dew: code yellow"
a box of pens in the hand is worth two in the office supply cabinet
might as well face it, you're addicted to hugs
oh, hey, i just wanted to tell you before i forget - THANKS FOR ALL THE BIRTHMARKS MOM
well, i'm not convinced that "bonerview heights" would be the best name for our new development
the few. the proud. THE CANKLES
i looked it up, there's no such thing as competitive sitting i can still do it for hours
THE FIFTH LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS thermodynamics sucks
THE FOURTH LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS the temperature in your office building will always be unbearably hot or unbearably cold - never somewhere in between
FRANKLIN COUNTY CHOPPERS - AFFORDABLE - EAT FOOD AGAIN - STOP GUMMIN' - PUSH THEM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH TO FREAK KIDS OUT SCARY
LITTLE-KNOWN INTERNET FETISH SUBCULTURE: SINGLE-CELLED FURRIES oh, you've been a naughty euglena, i am going to pinocytosis you so hard oh yes do it
MY OTHER CHILD IS A NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLAR
old people are awesome i wear ugly pants, just to make other people mad i have 200 cans of beets in my basement MEMBERS ONLY
hey well i guess i'll clean this up then what? oh, no, i don't need help, i'll just clean it up myself in fact, yeah, i totally love cleaning up dog pee HOW TO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY TRAIN YOUR DOG: the best-selling pet book, sponsored by livejournal.com
SHAKESPEARE OUT OF OUR SCHOOLS NOW yo why don't you back off before i shuffle off your mortal coil
don't ever laugh as the train goes by...or you may be the next to transport goods
WHAT IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME? ah crap, i saw this one already YOU WOULD PROBABLY JUST WATCH TELEVISION
in 2004, a study released by the university of california showed conclusively that your perfume is too strong, and that everyone can tell when you've been in the elevator, up to a half-hour after you've left
FUN FACT: an "indian summer" is just one of the four indian seasons! here are the rest! indian spring: brutally cold, europeans give you smallpox indian fall: brutally cold, forced to live on reservation indian winter: brutally cold, able to use every part of the fast food container, throwing none of it away
FUN FACT: did you know that a coffee grinder can be used for many things? you can use it to grind spices, nuts, and fingers in addition to coffee
hey man check out these eyebrows i bought i got you a pair, put em on
THE DREW-TANG CLAN the DRZA the NZA ol' dirty charles
gentlemen, i believe you're overlooking one very important possibility here...what if it was kurt cobain who killed courtney love?!
THE 7 SWEATSHIRTS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE now a major motion picture! COOL
i am full of poop FOUR OUT OF FIVE POOP SOCKS AGREE: I AM FULL OF POOP
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec