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why did all the dinosaurs die? well, most scientists think it's because you need to clean up your room
CROGA. n. crappy yoga drinkarunga. standing up, drinking coffee chair salutation. sitting in a chair not going to yoga class
settle down right now, or i'm going to handcuff you to chris tucker and make you ride in a car with him and you can argue about what radio station to listen to
> let's get some breakfast how about the ROFL HOUSE
CURRENT MOOD: RAP CURRENT MUSIC: RAP
yes hello i need a replacement shower curtain which color do you want. choose from green, beige, or the "bulldogs on motorcycles" pattern
the ultra-dj 4000 allows me to play music from four ipods simultaneously the middle knob applies hair gel
underground rappin' see my dog crappin' one two, one two
neckhole talkin' now you're talkin'
wait!!! don't open that jar, it contains the world's sorrows!! BUT IT WAS TOO LATE AND IT TOOK LIKE AN HOUR TO CLEAN IT UP
one day, all of these crappy broken toys will be yours
that picture is so old, benjamin franklin saw it and was like "repost"
your honor, i have an objection...i specifically asked to be prosecuted by ice-t, or at the very least, by another member of the special victims unit
the part of the brain responsible for obsessively collecting and organizing pornography is known as the "solitary jackabellum" and is located between the hypothalamus and the cake-coveting gland
if your liver don't hurt, it's not dessert
where did you learn to slump like that you! i learned it from watching you, okay
well, no, i'm not satisfied with this i remember telling you specifically that all press photos of me were to be taken only while i was in the act of eating sausage and eggs
MISSED CONNECTIONS you: visiting my lab me: lab coat saw you in my lab the other day.
whoa, is that a decembrists album over there HIPSTER TRAP!!!
IF YOU CAN READ THIS MY APRON FELL OFF
well, my dad says homework is just a theory and shouldn't be taught in school, so that makes us even
what did you do last weekend i got the crowd started on some yes yes y'all, to the beat y'all, leave work early and put down eight y'all, steal some office supplies and make a scotch tape ball
you got exactly one more minute of internet before you go to hell automatically GOD IS MY CO-WORKER
thank god for camera phones, without which we would be entirely unable to document our modern existence
hello is this the food network yes, hello. can you please transfer me to the egg roll department.
RAP FACE got my damn rap face on
and here, around the corner, fudge is made
okay, ready... set... WORRY ABOUT THE AVAILABILITY AND PRICE OF ENERGY AND ITS EFFECTS ON THE GLOBAL ECONOMY!!!
this is my daughter frances well, hello there, multiple france, how are you doing
my dad can beat up your dad my dad is dead VICTORY BY DEFAULT!!!
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