Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i hate you forever dad * Text: 

i hate you forever dad


the one bad thing about naming your son
10-31-04

i hate you forever dad

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: altar of divorce * Text: 

i was going to get divorced, but i got left at the altar


the altar of divorce


altarrrr of divorrrrrrce
10-30-04

altar of divorce

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crawl space solutions * Text: 

i do not just simply put things into a crawl space and take them out, that is a very simplistic view of my business


i offer a wide variety of crawl space solution packages, payment can be made with your choice of torsos or appendages
10-29-04

crawl space solutions

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: it goatee * Text: 

FUN FACT:


all IT employees are required to grow and maintain this beard, as mandated by federal law
10-28-04

it goatee

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: longgggarms * Text: 

i met my match on longgggarms.personals.yahoo.com
10-27-04

longgggarms

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rick rubin and his five foot comb * Text: 

why i should never write down my dreams:


i picked up a piece of paper next to my bed today, and all it said on it, scrawled in half-asleep chicken-scratch, was
10-26-04

rick rubin and his five foot comb

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no underwater level * Text: 

i can't believe i got all the way through middle school


all the way through high school


all the way through college


and there was no underwater level
10-25-04

no underwater level

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: numbers stations * Text: 

i installed a shortwave radio so i could drive around with my windows down and blast number stations while i cruise


uno...tres...siete...tres...cinco...uno...tres...siete...tres...cinco...
10-24-04

numbers stations

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am the god of hell fiah * Text: 

i am the god of hellfire, and i bring you...fi-ah!!
10-23-04

i am the god of hell fiah

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: have you ever noticed * Text: 

have you ever noticed? how all of your sentences? sound like they end in questions?
10-22-04

have you ever noticed

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: emoticons * Text: 

the federal deficit keeps going up


if i were a speech writer i would use emoticons in every speech


THE FEDERAL DEFICIT KEEPS GOING UP D:
10-21-04

emoticons

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: at least thirty more years * Text: 

whenever i get depressed thinking about how i can't retire from my job for at least thirty more years, i think: well, maybe i'll die before that, and won't have to work that long after all
10-20-04

at least thirty more years

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: canadian rap city * Text: 

gettin real inopportune like a bowl of saskatoon but you know i'm where it's at like MEDICINE HAT


if i ever end up rapping i will name-drop canadian cities whose names i like
10-19-04

canadian rap city

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: end a sentence in a preposition * Text: 

dammit, where'd i put my keys at


i'll help you look for them, as soon as you put a dollar in the
10-18-04

end a sentence in a preposition

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: drews believe it or not * Text: 

aaaah


believe it or not, i can only stick my tongue out this far
10-17-04

drews believe it or not

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cranking the drawbridge * Text: 

my favorite
10-16-04

cranking the drawbridge

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: backup karaoke * Text: 

whoa-ho whoa-ho-hoa whoaaa


beer


every thursday night i go out to
10-15-04

backup karaoke

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: amputee gangsta rap * Text: 

i pull a 1-8-7 with my stump in ya mouth beeyotch


i predict that the next musical genre to become widely popular will be amputee gangsta rap
10-14-04

amputee gangsta rap

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fourth party * Text: 

i am voting fourth party this year


the campaign headquarters is in my crawl space and the voting booth is the crawl space and the ballot is three hundred tennis shoes in the crawl space
10-13-04

fourth party

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nine eleven coworker * Text: 

in every office...there is one cubicle...which will never forget


NINE ELEVEN COWORKER: WHY DO THEY STILL HAVE ALL THOSE POSTERS UP, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING
10-12-04

nine eleven coworker

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pirates are played out * Text: 

now that pirates are completely played out, i had to hock my hook-hand and eye patch and start looking for another 18th-century subculture to stereotype and abuse


thanks, everyone
10-11-04

pirates are played out

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the robarb roadshow * Text: 

mr. robarb, i would estimate the value of this antique chair to be ten to fifteen thousand dollars


i found it in the crawl space


does this make you feel good about finding it?


it makes me feel like i can afford to buy twenty-five illegal costa rican babies to fill the crawl space back up
10-10-04

the robarb roadshow

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rare medical insults * Text: 

you have acronegaly


what


a glandular disorder characterized by swelling of the hands and feet


no i don't


as a child, i would often use rare medical insults to confuse my peers and lead them into the
10-09-04

rare medical insults

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: political voting logic * Text: 

well, if you ask for tomatoes you might as well ask for onions...even if you like tomatoes, most people want onions, so why not ask for them on your sub in the first place


hey, they're better than green peppers, right?


political voting logic at the sub shop
10-08-04

political voting logic

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: putting bags in other bags * Text: 

PUTTING BAGS IN OTHER BAGS


what is my hobby, it is to put bags inside other bags
10-07-04

putting bags in other bags

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: operation continuous warfare * Text: 

my fellow americans, fear not that we will back down from OPERATION: CONTINUOUS WARFARE


in fact, you will be pleased to hear that tomorrow is the official first day of OPERATION: PROPAGATING DOMESTIC POVERTY and OPERATION: LET'S SEND ALL OUR TEENAGERS TO THE DESERT
10-06-04

operation continuous warfare

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: only morrissey * Text: 

only morrissey looks good with this haircut (and you are not morrissey.)
10-05-04

only morrissey

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chicken soup for grandma * Text: 

son, after last weekend, i thought i should get you this book...it has some things we've already talked about in it, but i think you will enjoy it any way


it is called
10-04-04

chicken soup for grandma

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: jesse jackson wins the bet * Text: 

nine years ago, i bet jesse jackson twenty bucks that he couldn't go ten years without smiling
10-03-04

jesse jackson wins the bet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: schedule one funk * Text: 

in a study done earlier this year, scientists noted that over 90% of the players in funk bands were not satisfied with the amount of funk they could acquire and use; many of them explicitly shouted to large crowds that they needed more funk


it is this committee's opinion, therefore, that funk can be classified as a schedule I drug under DEA guidelines for addiction and abuse potential
10-02-04

schedule one funk

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: slow metal cover * Text: 

FUN FACT: an extremely slow, metal cover
10-01-04

slow metal cover

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec