Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: significant uh oh * Text: 

hey, i'd like to introduce you to janice, she is my significant uh-oh
05-31-04

significant uh oh
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet cartoonist * Text: 

how do you hide something from an internet cartoonist


give up


put it anywhere outside his house, he'll never find it
05-30-04

internet cartoonist
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fast approaching mortality * Text: 

sniff sniff


sometimes at work i smell something foul and walk around for a few minutes trying to find what it is coming from, before i realize it is just the stench of my own fast-approaching mortality
05-29-04

fast approaching mortality
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: see into the future * Text: 

the next time you wish you could see into the future, remember that if computer scientists in 1974 had known that their research would lead hordes of people to sit in coffeeshops and instant-message each other, they would have killed themselves
05-28-04

see into the future
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dumber than kwanzaa * Text: 

basically what i am saying is that this planned redistribution is dumber than kwanzaa


BUSINESS TIP: when addressing the board of directors, try to avoid using the phrase
05-27-04

dumber than kwanzaa
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i want to have a web page * Text: 

nobody ever says
05-26-04

i want to have a web page
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: screaming baby or non * Text: 

and where would you prefer to be seated today: screaming baby or non-screaming baby
05-25-04

screaming baby or non
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the new drew game * Text: 

if you have previously played the
05-24-04

the new drew game
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: playing with the cat * Text: 

now let's see if he will eat cheetos


if children say they are playing with the cat, they are never so much playing as
05-23-04

playing with the cat
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: heavy ketone firepower * Text: 

pfft


blah blah


WARNING: if you wear cologne to work, i will be forced to fight back with heavy fire-power: the atkins ketone meat fart
05-22-04

heavy ketone firepower
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bumfriends * Text: 

MY NEW TELEVISION SHOW:
05-21-04

bumfriends
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ralph nader prayers * Text: 

oh please, oh please


every night before i go to sleep i pray that ralph nader will find and capture osama bin laden by himself, right before the election, just because it would make every single politician extremely angry
05-20-04

ralph nader prayers
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: to the internet * Text: 

everyone! it's time to get up in arms about another political inevitability! TO THE INTERNET!!
05-19-04

to the internet
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tainted butt * Text: 

yesterday i played my favorite game,
05-18-04

tainted butt
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: another failed interview * Text: 

what have i been doing the past few months? well, mostly, i have been photocopying twenty dollar bills and throwing them out of my car to watch people dart into traffic to retrieve them
05-17-04

another failed interview
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cat person * Text: 

yeah, i'm a cat person, i have six cats


once you own any more than three cats, you go from being a
05-16-04

cat person
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: presentation yeeearrrrghhhh * Text: 

the next time you are going to scream at the audience after your powerpoint presentation, remember what happened to howard dean


do you really want internet people to mix your scream with music and send it to all their friends
05-15-04

presentation yeeearrrrghhhh
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: obsessive compulsive dad * Text: 

i am going to count to three, young man, and then i will count to three, and then i will count....is the stove on? let's go check


some people think that having an obsessive-compulsive dad would be horrible, but i bet it would be not so bad
05-14-04

obsessive compulsive dad
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: last man sanding * Text: 

scritch scritch scritch scritch scritch scritch scritch


one day i am going to organize a sandpaper competition just so i can say
05-13-04

last man sanding
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: iiiiiiiiiiiii heard that * Text: 

blah blah blah blah blah


if this were the 1980s, i would be able to silence loud coworkers with a bucket of green slime and the phrase
05-12-04

iiiiiiiiiiiii heard that
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: creepy old college guy * Text: 

hi! do you recognize me? you should - i am the creepy old guy who was in all your college classes, who always made everyone nervous!
05-11-04

creepy old college guy
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: whats up ladytron * Text: 

what's up ladytron


short black hair plus all black clothes might look cool in new york, but all it's going to get you here is a
05-10-04

whats up ladytron
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the future of humanity * Text: 

just when you have some hope for the future of humanity, the jukebox at the laundromat comes on and plays the four worst james taylor songs ever
05-09-04

the future of humanity
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: respect the amish * Text: 

if there were anything funny i could say about the amish without being a total asshole, i would put it here since i know they would never see it
05-08-04

respect the amish
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: serious about being unemployed * Text: 

there comes a time in everyone's life when they must ask themselves: am i SERIOUS about being unemployed


not serious


not serious


not serious


not serious


serious
05-07-04

serious about being unemployed
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: neutral pie hotel * Text: 

the only girl i ever loved


was born with hoses in her pie


but then they buried her with mimes


one evening by a naked guy


with just a piece of hoses pie


and only weeks before your mom


all came and yelled at everyone
05-06-04

neutral pie hotel
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: open faced sandwiches * Text: 

from the time i was born, i wanted to be a stocky, bitter teenager, and now, finally, i am


thank you, open-faced sandwiches
05-05-04

open faced sandwiches
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sebadohs witnesses * Text: 

we're here to talk to you about lou barlow. can we come inside for a moment


i hate it when i'm at home doing something and some sebadoh's witnesses come to the door
05-04-04

sebadohs witnesses
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: not a bald spot * Text: 

it's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for DON'T READ MY T-SHIRT
05-03-04

not a bald spot
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: march eighteenth * Text: 

MARCH 18th:


the one day it is sunny between three months of snow and two months of rain in ohio
05-02-04

march eighteenth
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pop culture references * Text: 

didn't you get the memo? webcomic or not, pop culture references are not a substitute for actual humor
05-01-04

pop culture references
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec