Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: when eskimos riot * Text: 

WOOOOOOO!! ESKIMOS WIN!!


when eskimos riot do they set igloos on fire and overturn dog sleds
01-31-04

when eskimos riot

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: used cd tactics * Text: 

sometimes at a used cd store you will be browsing and someone will be looking at cds starting at the other end and eventually you will be standing right next to each other. how do you get around each other without compromising your alphabetic order?


oh man sweet, the new lilys cd


AAGH JESUS MY EYE


the answer is to turn your head and spit directly into their eyeball
01-30-04

used cd tactics

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my collection * Text: 

do you have an outie or an innie


an innie


too bad, i need four more outies for my collection to be complete
01-29-04

my collection

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i pray this never happens * Text: 

the newest hipster trend: ironic urban apparel


oh my GOD your pendant is great where did you get it


isn't it totally shizle bling? i got it at
01-28-04

i pray this never happens

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fake wrestling moves * Text: 

fake wrestling moves:


- quarter winslow


- poetry slam


- sunday-driver


- syntax error


- fortune cookie


- sudden heart attack*


*not fake
01-27-04

fake wrestling moves

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: graffiti tags * Text: 

when people put graffiti tags around my neighborhood, i like to add more information to them
01-26-04

graffiti tags

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: evangelical christians * Text: 

some people hate evangelical christians, but i find them spectacularly easy to buy presents for - everything at the christian bookstore will do just fine


happy birthday


this year i went the extra mile and gave my coworker a homemade shirt that said:
01-25-04

evangelical christians

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: home by now * Text: 

if you lived on the bus you would be home by now
01-24-04

home by now

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nothin to lqqk at * Text: 

hey, check out this auction i found


looks like another dumb novelty auction to me, that ain't nothin to LQQK at
01-23-04

nothin to lqqk at

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: welcome to 2004 * Text: 

OUT: stupid year-end lists on everything


IN: writing
01-22-04

welcome to 2004

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: farmer wait * Text: 

FARMER WAIT do not kill the cow, it will release chemicals to attract other cows and make them attack you!!


some days i wish cows worked like bees do
01-21-04

farmer wait

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: piano jazz songs * Text: 

why do all piano jazz songs sound like the mr. rogers theme song


diddly diddly doo (camera pans over toy houses)
01-20-04

piano jazz songs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sigur ros fan club * Text: 

i am starting a sigur ros fan club!! it will be called
01-19-04

sigur ros fan club

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: typical day * Text: 

ssssssssssss


typical day in my life: i go to the coffee shop to make some drawings, but the only empty seat is next to a demonic baby who will not stop hissing or clawing at me (and its owner does nothing to stop it)
01-18-04

typical day

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what do you want to be * Text: 

i want to be a fireman


i want to be the guy who puts funny messages on store signs
01-17-04

what do you want to be

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: where is the stage * Text: 

where is the stage that the beans get burned and peed on by migrant workers who only eat asparagus
01-16-04

where is the stage

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how is your project * Text: 

how is your project going


pretty well, i have outsourced the work to retarded spider monkeys with no arms, i think they will be done soon
01-15-04

how is your project

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you might recognize me * Text: 

hi! you might recognize me as the guy who did the rap breakdown on every techno song from 1989-1994
01-14-04

you might recognize me

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: where do you see yourself * Text: 

where do you see yourself in five years, career wise


i would like to be the fat guy in cypress hill who shouts
01-13-04

where do you see yourself

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pie o graph * Text: 

did you eat the last piece


no


pie detector test
01-12-04

pie o graph

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this halloween * Text: 

this halloween wasn't too great but next year i am dressing like russian (the language)
01-11-04

this halloween

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my quarterly report * Text: 

my quarterly report is that this quarter i am an airplane!! WHOOOOSHHH DOES THE AIRPORT HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
01-10-04

my quarterly report

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i just want to meet a woman * Text: 

i just want to meet a woman who does not mind that my farts sometimes sound like a car alarm
01-09-04

i just want to meet a woman

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: milk prosecutor * Text: 

what do you do


i prosecute people who use milk crates unlawfully
01-08-04

milk prosecutor

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: double bass * Text: 

tikka tikka tikka tikka tikka tikka


when i first heard that orchestras had a
01-07-04

double bass

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: 1992 on usenet * Text: 

then this guy said his cup holder broke and i was like NO THAT IS THE CD-ROM DRIVE STUPID CUSTOMER


when did that happen, 1992 on usenet
01-06-04

1992 on usenet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i got a visit * Text: 

so what did you do this weekend


i got a visit from my aunt flo
01-05-04

i got a visit

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: animal behavior * Text: 

EHHH! ehhhhh! EHHH EHHH! ehhhh! EHH!


when threatened, north-midwestern middle aged women cluster together in a tight formation and pronounce
01-04-04

animal behavior

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: illegal in 42 states * Text: 

FUN FACT: did you know that it is illegal in 42 states to write a record review without using the verb
01-03-04

illegal in 42 states

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: like a rockam buttah flies * Text: 

FUN FACT: did you know that i have been able to imitate bands with incoherent vocalists since high school?


well, heeeebo, a bicka owna dayun onna big ol bed a concrete, huh ye-ah


eeeven flo-how, like a rockam buttah-flies, yeah


whoa
01-02-04

like a rockam buttah flies

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec