Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lead guitarist * Text: 

how do you know when a lead guitarist has finished his solo


i dunno, how


when he is laying on the ground begging for his life, and you empty your gun into his talentless body
04-30-04

lead guitarist
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: certain type of pen * Text: 

while some people insist on only using a certain type of pen, i am glad to use any pen i can take from the office supply cabinet at work, as long as it is a sanford uni-ball micro (extra fine) black pen
04-29-04

certain type of pen
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: if you assume * Text: 

remember: if you assume, you could be wrong
04-28-04

if you assume
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: synth filter sounds * Text: 

mee mee m-mee mee mah mah nah m-mo mo mo moo moo moo m-moo moo moo


i can't bring a synthesizer to work but to compensate i have learned how to make synth filter sounds with my mouth


if anyone hears me i just pretend i am making fun of the computer
04-27-04

synth filter sounds
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the cheerleader combo * Text: 

may i suggest the eating disorder special: a small plate half full of food to pick at for just $1.99
04-26-04

the cheerleader combo
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the robarb list * Text: 

OUT: hitting on girls at bars


IN: hitting girls with chocolate bars thrown out of my car
04-25-04

the robarb list
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: string theory * Text: 

i have developed a theory that farts follow you around because they are attached to you with an invisible string, but no scientists will accept my work


apparently someone has already used the name
04-24-04

string theory
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rapping calculator * Text: 

one two one two calculator in the crew three four look out calculator in the house everybody say heyyyy


first day high school algebra: unbeknownst to me, the teacher had not asked students to buy a rapping calculator, but rather, a graphing calculator
04-23-04

rapping calculator
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: overpopulation * Text: 

the clear solution is to reverse the
04-22-04

overpopulation
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: make fun of people * Text: 

i dunno, i don't think a low-carb diet is very healthy


m+ms


sometimes you can make fun of people, and other times they do it for you
04-21-04

make fun of people
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: notification of uhoh * Text: 

ladies and gentlemen of the board, the age of the internet is nigh


i present to you the best business idea ever: SPAYPAL, the online neutering service for house pets
04-20-04

notification of uhoh
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am a coconut fiend * Text: 

as soon as i realized that my daily activities revolved around when and how i was going to eat coconut candy, or what i could sell to be able to afford it, i realized:


i am a coconut fiend
04-19-04

i am a coconut fiend
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a bottle in front of me * Text: 

i would rather rearrange the letters that begin words than confront my alcoholism
04-18-04

a bottle in front of me
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: english degree part 2 * Text: 

from now on, all emails must be written in iambic pentameter


what to do with an english degree (part 2)
04-17-04

english degree part 2
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fec * Text: 

DID YOU KNOW:


the singular form of the word
04-16-04

fec
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamster drivin * Text: 

no matter how much they insist, never ever let your hamster try to drive your car
04-15-04

hamster drivin
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: book bag smell * Text: 

sniff sniff


no matter what kind of book bag you have, your hand always smells the same after you rummage through the bottom of it
04-14-04

book bag smell
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a good haircut * Text: 

tap tap tap


BARBER you may have ruined my hair, but i still know what a good haircut looks like....up here
04-13-04

a good haircut
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: welcome to my pants * Text: 

welcome to my pants, would you like to save ten percent today by opening up a pants card
04-12-04

welcome to my pants
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: see you in the future * Text: 

ITEM #2354061007


FEEDBACK: this was the final component in my time machine! see you in the future!! A+++
04-11-04

see you in the future
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ten million americans * Text: 

want to work from home? create your own work schedule? then we have something for you!


UNEMPLOYMENT - ten million americans can't be wrong!
04-10-04

ten million americans
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unhealthy possibilities * Text: 

i do not usually like food but when i have a cold everything tastes like something else, so i explore the possibilities until i am healthy again


my eggs this morning tasted like sewage, my coffee tastes like snot, WHO KNOWS WHERE LUNCH WILL LEAD!!!
04-09-04

unhealthy possibilities
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the guy who talks fast * Text: 

nopurchasenecessaryseestoresfordetailsilikecerealvoidwhereprohibitedsweepstakesendsfebruarythirtyfirstnotincludingtaxtitlelicense


from age six-and-a-half to age eight, i wanted to grow up to be the guy who talks fast on commercials
04-08-04

the guy who talks fast
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: resume building quiz * Text: 

RESUME BUILDING QUIZ, QUESTION 4


you are homeless and collect cans to recycle for booze money. on your resume this should be listed as:


A. contractor


B. freelance work


C. work-from-home


D. all of the above


ANSWERS: 4. D
04-07-04

resume building quiz
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pencils of african ancestry * Text: 

DISCRIMINATION


and that is why, ladies and gentlemen, we shall henceforth refer to colored pencils as
04-06-04

pencils of african ancestry
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: brian wilsons deathbed * Text: 

i...i have a confession to make
04-05-04

brian wilsons deathbed
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: going to mars * Text: 

my fellow americans, i am pleased to announce that i have stopped all research to cure carpal tunnel and create low-carb cheez-its!! WE ARE GOING TO MARS!!!!!
04-04-04

going to mars
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my own gang signs * Text: 

i have tried for years to create my own gang sign, but unfortunately a lack of digits has made this task near-impossible
04-03-04

my own gang signs
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: low barb diet * Text: 

i would like to try a low carb diet but i can't find out if homeless people have any carbs or not


homeless people and cans of beets
04-02-04

low barb diet
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: caught on tape * Text: 

people who take more ketchup packets than they are going to use....


CAUGHT ON TAPE
04-01-04

caught on tape
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec