Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: clif bars * Text: 

munch munch


mmmmm


clif bars
02-27-03

clif bars
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gang sines * Text: 

gang sines
02-27-03

gang sines
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: leopard print * Text: 

does anyone think the spots on leopard print fabric look like james brown heads
02-27-03

leopard print
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pistachio pudding * Text: 

say what you want about me but you know it takes guts to eat pistachio pudding straight from the bowl
02-27-03

pistachio pudding
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: talking hamsters * Text: 

dear jesus,


please make it so there are no talking hamster dolls ever again.


sincerely, drew


cc: god, president, truck stops
02-27-03

talking hamsters
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: agh * Text: 

yet another winter day
02-25-03

agh
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: har mar superstar * Text: 

give it up for me i am the greatest


whatever made me go see har mar superstar last night can not be explained with science
02-25-03

har mar superstar
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: men with scarves * Text: 

real men wear scarves because it is cold in the winter
02-25-03

men with scarves
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: recess time * Text: 

WHAT


where is the ball


recess time


ohio school for the blind


ohio school for the deaf
02-25-03

recess time
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we can watch television * Text: 

we can watch television from space, but no one can invent vitamins that do not smell terrible
02-25-03

we can watch television
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: christmas lights * Text: 

christmas lights are dumb when it is not christmas


or when it is
02-23-03

christmas lights
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ground floor * Text: 

nothin but a first floor party


level one, uhn represent


ground floor is in the house
02-23-03

ground floor
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: jug wine * Text: 

jug wine: the cure to any problems of unemployment or marriage
02-23-03

jug wine
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: phone privileges * Text: 

although i have enjoyed your telephone girlfriend arguments for the past month i am sorry to inform you that PHONE PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN REVOKED
02-23-03

phone privileges
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stole the tennis net * Text: 

stole the tennis net from


the country club


makin the middle age mad
02-23-03

stole the tennis net
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: behind me at every show * Text: 

singing along so loud you can't hear the actual band!!!


LYRICS LYRICS SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT
02-20-03

behind me at every show
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: goatoothpaste * Text: 

goatoothpaste.cx
02-20-03

goatoothpaste
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how do you shake hands * Text: 

how do you shake hands with a fish
02-20-03

how do you shake hands
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: license bureau * Text: 

what would you like on your license plate


i am trying to decide between LUV2HUF and HUF4LIF
02-20-03

license bureau
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: power outage * Text: 

FISH the power is out!! help me burrow into the snow to keep warm!!
02-20-03

power outage
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: american idle * Text: 

i am going to hollywood to compete to be AMERICAN IDLE!!


what do you mean that is not how it is spelled
02-18-03

american idle
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: happy new year * Text: 

HAPPY NEW BEARD!!!
02-18-03

happy new year
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i love swappingtons * Text: 

POSTCARDS FOR DAYS
02-18-03

i love swappingtons
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: phil spector * Text: 

did you hear about phil spector


you mean how he ruined that whole beatles album
02-18-03

phil spector
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployment beard * Text: 

after days, unshaven stubble is no longer simply stubble. it is an UNEMPLOYMENT BEARD!!!!
02-18-03

unemployment beard
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dream 1 * Text: 

snozzzz


last night while i was asleep the power went out and it got cold and i had bizarre dreams
02-16-03

dream 1
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dream 2 * Text: 

first, my mom was asking me to give her postcards so that she could tell people that she had been to a bunch of different places when she really hadn't
02-16-03

dream 2
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dream 3 * Text: 

but i could only find three of them.


and they were all from missouri (one st. louis and two from branson, which had the same image but different sizes)
02-16-03

dream 3
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dream 4 * Text: 

so i had to go to the store. i went to the grocery but for some reason it was named
02-16-03

dream 4
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dream 5 * Text: 

you buy hummus always! you smell like hummus, yes! hahahah


the cashier did not tell me where the postcards were, and also he made fun of me for eating hummus
02-16-03

dream 5
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dream 6 * Text: 

are you buying VIDEO LENSES


the cashier behind the first one leered at me, then asked me in a gruff voice,
02-16-03

dream 6
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dream 7 * Text: 

before i could answer, he pulled out a giant kitchen knife and stabbed it into the conveyor belt thing at the checkout line
02-16-03

dream 7
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dream 8 * Text: 

what the


then i woke up
02-16-03

dream 8
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dream 9 * Text: 

the lesson here is to never buy postcards, hummus, or video lenses. and to never, ever go to sleep again
02-16-03

dream 9
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: home chopping network * Text: 

welcome to the home chopping network
02-11-03

home chopping network
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet version six * Text: 

NEW internet version six plugs directly into your navel
02-11-03

internet version six
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: never eat a burrito * Text: 

after going to college for so long i will never eat a burrito again no matter how cheap it may be
02-11-03

never eat a burrito
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: todays drink special * Text: 

today's drink special: something that tastes like cough syrup and has a retarded name
02-11-03

todays drink special
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: when i am in traffic * Text: 

when i am in traffic and i see someone talking on a cell phone i like to honk at them over and over and point at their back tire until they pull over
02-11-03

when i am in traffic
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: common interests * Text: 

i like nature and eating, how about you
02-09-03

common interests
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hope you like pencils * Text: 

if you traditionally receive christmas presents this is just to let you know that this year you will be getting things from the office supply store
02-09-03

hope you like pencils
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet is depressing * Text: 

the internet is depressing


when it is broken YET AGAIN
02-09-03

internet is depressing
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: laundromat drawing * Text: 

drawing pictures while i wait for my clothes to dry
02-09-03

laundromat drawing
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: snow is not my favorite * Text: 

snow is not my favorite but at least it is just made of water and not fire or acid or something
02-09-03

snow is not my favorite
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fish wake up * Text: 

FISH wake up!! here i will give you coffee to help
02-06-03

fish wake up
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: is this your card * Text: 

is this your card


no


THEN GO TO YOUR ROOM


i always hated magic tricks when i was little
02-06-03

is this your card
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: political statement * Text: 

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT also do you have any change


if you are a republican pretend the shirtless man is al gore. if a democrat then ralph nader
02-06-03

political statement
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the saddest thing ever * Text: 

i got you a record but then i dropped it sorry
02-06-03

the saddest thing ever
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: turn off your power * Text: 

dear drew,


we will randomly turn off your power whenever we feel like it even though you always pay on time


love, cinergy
02-06-03

turn off your power
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: because god hates you * Text: 

why do apartments never have enough electrical outlets
02-04-03

because god hates you
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i will let my phone ring * Text: 

i will let my cellphone ring several times before picking it up to show everyone that i have one
02-04-03

i will let my phone ring
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my emergency * Text: 

my emergency is that i am stuck in my shirt again HELP
02-04-03

my emergency
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the guy who ran into me * Text: 

thank god i have this cell phone to call the police to report the accident i just caused while talking on it!!
02-04-03

the guy who ran into me
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: today is my day * Text: 

today is my day in the barrel
02-04-03

today is my day
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ari fleischer * Text: 

i eat babies


white house spokesperson ari fleischer
02-02-03

ari fleischer
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: girls who play guitar * Text: 

someone please tell girls who play the acoustic guitar real loud that they are not ani difranko and also that she is no good to begin with
02-02-03

girls who play guitar
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: insert coin to eat more * Text: 

baked tostitos are like a videogame because they cost too much and they are over quickly


at least it does not say INSERT COIN TO EAT MORE


10


9


COME ON COME ON WHERE IS A QUARTER
02-02-03

insert coin to eat more
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: next on dateline * Text: 

not even this much coffee makes television interesting
02-02-03

next on dateline
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: used book salesman * Text: 

what can i do to get you to take this book home today!


i hate the guy at the bookstore who acts like a used car salesman
02-02-03

used book salesman
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec