Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i need a roommate * Text: 

i think i need to find a roommate


why


my refrigerator is so full of food it is about to break, and my sink and trash can are perpetually empty and clean
08-31-03

i need a roommate

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rainbow dolphins * Text: 

am i the only person in the world who thinks that a leather couch is the furniture equivalent of rainbow dolphins tattooed around a fat woman's belly
08-31-03

rainbow dolphins

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: error letter * Text: 

dear occupant,


you have received this letter due to an error. please disregard it.
08-30-03

error letter

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hungry librarians * Text: 

hungry librarians forage for food and water as the government plunges into turmoil!!


whenever i see a news article that mentions people from liberia, i think it is talking about librarians
08-30-03

hungry librarians

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: because he was depressed * Text: 

why did the man watch japanese animation movies


i dunno


because he was overweight and did not have friends
08-29-03

because he was depressed

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: because the american public * Text: 

why was the summer movie a multi-million dollar hit


i don't know, why


because the american public does what commercials tell it to
08-29-03

because the american public

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: because he was a senor citizen * Text: 

how did the mexican get a discount at the movies


i don't know, how


because he was an employee and could go in before his shift started to watch movies for a lower price
08-28-03

because he was a senor citizen

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: because he was baroque * Text: 

why didn't bach go to the movies!


because he was baro-


because he died prior to their creation
08-28-03

because he was baroque

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: china coworkers * Text: 

DREW, come into my, ah, office, and, ah, have a shit


why i love china coworkers
08-26-03

china coworkers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: natural shower * Text: 

i don't care how many grad students tell you otherwise, SWEAT IS NOT
08-26-03

natural shower

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: quarters * Text: 

i would like change for this twenty


okay, so do you want loonies or toonies then


QUARTERS


my time in canada
08-26-03

quarters

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: these carrots are so hard * Text: 

ohhhh yes, these carrots are so hard


another day at work for a phone cook operator
08-26-03

these carrots are so hard

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cleaning out a keyboard * Text: 

cleaning out a computer keyboard is always disgusting, but also strangely satisfying
08-24-03

cleaning out a keyboard

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pancreas shut down * Text: 

it is only july and i am on my last box of marshmallow peeps


maybe this year i will not eat so much sugar my pancreas completely shuts down
08-24-03

pancreas shut down

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stock market drinking game * Text: 

have you ever played the stock market drinking game


no, how does it work


you invest all your money, lose it, and become an alcoholic
08-24-03

stock market drinking game

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: when i was young * Text: 

when i was a child i had to go out back of the office and hand-pump coffee and carry it back in a pail
08-24-03

when i was young

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: catching boredom * Text: 

perhaps i need a different type of worm, all i am catching is boredom
08-21-03

catching boredom

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dreams are so dumb * Text: 

why are we in siberia


don't worry, here, eat a cherry, it will taste like copper and it will make you beige-colored


dreams are the dumbest thing ever
08-21-03

dreams are so dumb

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: playing school * Text: 

you are fired for beating up children and saying cusses


you can't fire me i have tenure!! i win!!!


i always liked playing school when i was a kid because i always won
08-21-03

playing school

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the drew world * Text: 

this is the true story of seven strangers picked to kiss my ass
08-21-03

the drew world

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: better than gamera * Text: 

WHOOSH!! look up in the sky city people, it is the fearsome HAMSTERA, the flying jet powered turtle hamster
08-19-03

better than gamera

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: burp war * Text: 

bloop


vrppp


burp


blapp


bip


urp


b-


bloppp


i win


burp war
08-19-03

burp war

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cuts will be administered * Text: 

cuts will be administered on a first-come, first-served basis (so please take a number)
08-19-03

cuts will be administered

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the next war * Text: 

my fellow americans, i am well aware that many of you are not happy in your workplaces


i have listened to your concerns and now i will act! starting this fall, millions of americans will lose their jobs in a program i have dubbed OPERATION MASSIVE WIDESPREAD UNEMPLOYMENT
08-19-03

the next war

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: malls and rock shows * Text: 

why do the weirdest looking people in the world only leave their houses to go to malls and rock shows
08-17-03

malls and rock shows

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: so soft * Text: 

the hipster was so nice and soft, i just tried to pet it


it was so soft
08-17-03

so soft

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the east wing * Text: 

welcome to the fun room


this is a studio apartment


that is why it is also known as the east wing
08-17-03

the east wing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yet another reason * Text: 

teenagers: yet another reason to never ever have children
08-17-03

yet another reason

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: give me quahtah * Text: 

give me quah-tah, i teh yo fo-chun


the best vending machine ever
08-14-03

give me quahtah

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: marshmallow babies * Text: 

marshmallow BABIES


at easter do chickens eat marshmallow babies
08-14-03

marshmallow babies

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: son of a washtub * Text: 

why don't you unbalance this you son of a washtub
08-14-03

son of a washtub

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thatdrew * Text: 

i am going to form an early-90s power pop band and call it
08-14-03

thatdrew

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: kiss the crook * Text: 

when felons grill do they wear an apron that says KISS THE CROOK
08-12-03

kiss the crook

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my megaphone my friend * Text: 

EASTER IS CANCELLED!!!!


if you have a second story window but no megaphone, you are missing out on one of life's greatest pleasures
08-12-03

my megaphone my friend

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: retail music store * Text: 

hey man try this axe, it's exactly like the one you want except it costs $2000


done with high school? in some generic rock band? medium to low intelligence level? why not work at a retail music store!!!
08-12-03

retail music store

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the beach * Text: 

KIDS come on we are going to the beach!!


HOORAY


YES


in central ohio, people refer to the portion of the dam which has been filled with dirt and has picnic tables as
08-12-03

the beach

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet company * Text: 

nice 2 meet u!! lol!!


i only applied to work at an internet company once, but four seconds into the interview i realized it would be the last time ever
08-10-03

internet company

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: slide shows * Text: 

BUSINESS TIP: insert sound effects into slideshow presentations to make them more exciting and dynamic! for best results, use this tip on coworkers' or supervisors' files when they are not at their desks!
08-10-03

slide shows

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yet another idiot weblogger * Text: 

i have the best idea ever!! i am going to set my camera for long exposure times and take blurry pictures of headlights, it is something that has never been done before!!
08-10-03

yet another idiot weblogger

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you will never poop * Text: 

i read the wrapper but it says nothing about how if you eat nothing but clif bars you will never poop
08-10-03

you will never poop

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: butter fight * Text: 

in a butter fight, there are no winners
08-07-03

butter fight

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: early retirement * Text: 

congratulations on your early retirement


what


oops


sometimes when i pass middle managers in the hall i tell them, congratulations on your early retirement! and when they are surprised i act like i was not supposed to tell them
08-07-03

early retirement

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: los angeles * Text: 

last year i visited a city in california called los angeles! in english that means
08-07-03

los angeles

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pure cancer * Text: 

wait, what the heck? ingredients: pure cancer? i must warn people!!


the surgeon general makes a startling revelation
08-07-03

pure cancer

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: an extra arm * Text: 

much like people who have an obsession with having healthy limbs amputated, i have wanted an extra arm ever since childhood
08-05-03

an extra arm

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: change for a dollar * Text: 

NEED GOLD


avast ye stranger, do ye have change for a dollarrrr
08-05-03

change for a dollar

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fortune coffee * Text: 

what is this paper doing in my coffee


it is FORTUNE COFFEE!! the paper tells your future


i can not read it, it is soggy and melted


OH NO it is the chinese character for death
08-05-03

fortune coffee

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pulled by my tie * Text: 

DREW you are coming with me this instant!!
08-05-03

pulled by my tie

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: out of the office * Text: 

drew, i will be out of the office this afternoon i will see you tomorrow


translation: DREW go home at one o'clock!!!
08-03-03

out of the office

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sixteen years * Text: 

then, after you finish sixteen years of school, you get to go to work! unlike school, which is full of petty, cruel children who have constructed a bizarre society through verbal and physical abuse, work is full of petty, cruel adults who have constructed a bizarre society of conformance through threats of dismissal! so cheer up, your whole life is in front of you!!
08-03-03

sixteen years

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: truck filled with cake * Text: 

earlier today a truck filled with cake overturned on the interstate, we are here live on the scene! the road will be reopened in a few hours, but the ohio department of transportation has warned motorists that the road may be tasty for the next few weeks
08-03-03

truck filled with cake

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wireless pen computer * Text: 

with my wireless pen computer i can write useless things on the internet while i am walking down the street!!! the world will suffer from momentary breaks in politics complaints no more!!
08-03-03

wireless pen computer

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec