Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: for my birthday * Text: 

for my birthday i would like everyone in the world to stop talking about politics
09-29-02

for my birthday
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mashed potatoes * Text: 

mashed potatoes
09-29-02

mashed potatoes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my foot falls asleep * Text: 

i hate when my foot falls asleep
09-29-02

my foot falls asleep
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: space hamster * Text: 

space hamster
09-29-02

space hamster
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: waiting * Text: 

i should have realized something was wrong when he said, HI i am godot, i will be your waiter, i will be back shortly to take your order
09-29-02

waiting
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dance like robot * Text: 

dance like robot
09-26-02

dance like robot
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i will never find * Text: 

i will never find the secret to drawing robots
09-26-02

i will never find
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: labor theory * Text: 

i multiplied my hourly wage by the number of hours i work each day and wrote the number on a post-it note and put it on my computer monitor and whenever i get sad about being at work i think about how much candy that will buy
09-26-02

labor theory
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: surface noise * Text: 

surface noise is for morons
09-26-02

surface noise
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: baby hamster * Text: 

HAMSTER are you a boy or a girl i can not tell!!


(readers please note that baby hamster parts are this big ------> .)
09-24-02

baby hamster
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am in hell * Text: 

i want a super mocha milk froth ice gerbil ultra otter slush coffee with whipped cream


i am in hell
09-24-02

i am in hell
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: outer space is lonely * Text: 

outer space is lonely but at least it has no open mic nights
09-24-02

outer space is lonely
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: scan your own * Text: 

SCAN YOUR OWN STUPID KROGER PLUS CARD, GROCERY ROBOT
09-24-02

scan your own
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the first thing * Text: 

the first thing i will do when i have lots of money is build a solicitor trapdoor in my apartment hallway


<----- trapdoor
09-24-02

the first thing
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: acoustic guitar * Text: 

chunka chunka chunka chunk


i am an acoustic guitar
09-22-02

acoustic guitar
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: greeting cards * Text: 

i hate greeting cards
09-22-02

greeting cards
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i have fourteen guitars * Text: 

i have fourteen guitars


too bad they all sound the same
09-22-02

i have fourteen guitars
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: super hamster * Text: 

super hamster
09-22-02

super hamster
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this much coffee * Text: 

al gore is unemployed too i wonder if he drinks this much coffee
09-22-02

this much coffee
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: disinfectant spray * Text: 

disinfectant spray: makes any room in your house smell weird like a motel room!
09-19-02

disinfectant spray
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: its a pill * Text: 

it's a pill!  that gives worms!  to PEOPLE WHO QUOTE MOVIES
09-19-02

its a pill
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pastries are tasty * Text: 

pastries are tasty and muffins are stuffin and i am obese
09-19-02

pastries are tasty
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this stupid pen * Text: 

this stupid pen keeps bleeding everywhere i need to get another job soon, paying for office supplies is dumb
09-19-02

this stupid pen
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why do the countries * Text: 

well...uh...i'm really not sure how to finish this one


why do the countries with the best food send us the worst grad students
09-19-02

why do the countries
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crayon smell * Text: 

mmmmmmm crayon smell
09-17-02

crayon smell
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: like my birthday * Text: 

every day that a package arrives is like my birthday
09-17-02

like my birthday
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: playing the pedal steel * Text: 

playing the pedal steel is like flying through the softest clouds in the world
09-17-02

playing the pedal steel
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: urban moron * Text: 

despite my sport vehicle and rugged clothing and high-strength accessories i have never and will never climb a mountain


unless by
09-17-02

urban moron
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: where are my feet * Text: 

it is a good thing that this is labeled
09-17-02

where are my feet
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: coworkers never know * Text: 

mumble mumble mumble SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!


coworkers never know the lyrics
09-15-02

coworkers never know
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: duct tape * Text: 

if
09-15-02

duct tape
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: he likes to pretend * Text: 

he likes to pretend it is not just a big purse
09-15-02

he likes to pretend
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: made with ketchup * Text: 

coffee made at gas stations is like spaghetti sauce made with ketchup
09-15-02

made with ketchup
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thank god * Text: 

thank god this doesn't require talent
09-15-02

thank god
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unsolicited mail * Text: 

i discovered the best way to stop unsolicited mail!  it is called TURN OFF THE STUPID COMPUTER
09-12-02

unsolicited mail
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we talk * Text: 

ve took een for-ain accent


yayse
09-12-02

we talk
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you know what you should * Text: 

stab


GLK


you know what you should draw?  a guy smoking a joint!  hahaha that would be hilarious man
09-12-02

you know what you should
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 06 * Text: 

have a party during the day and invite all your friends with jobs and tell them it is too bad they can't make it


dang, you missed a good party, steven spielberg came and got drunk and was talking about how he was going to punch the next person he saw quote
09-10-02

unemployed 06
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 07 * Text: 

september third is WEAR NOTHING DAY


create new holidays
09-10-02

unemployed 07
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 08 * Text: 

draw even more pictures
09-10-02

unemployed 08
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 09 * Text: 

i would buy wheat bread if i were you, they put cyanide in white bread, you didn't know that?


impersonate retail store employees and tell customers terrible things
09-10-02

unemployed 09
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 10 * Text: 

enjoy your life
09-10-02

unemployed 10
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 1 * Text: 

draw pictures
09-08-02

unemployed 1
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 2 * Text: 

soaking sunflower seeds in food coloring to make birds poop blue
09-08-02

unemployed 2
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 3 * Text: 

heh heh


wake up early and stand by the interstate and laugh at people going to work
09-08-02

unemployed 3
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 4 * Text: 

i want to be unemployed when i grow up!!


explain to children why unemployment is rad
09-08-02

unemployed 4
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployed 5 * Text: 

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, JERKS


DOES IT FEEL GOOD


call a pizza place and put them on hold
09-08-02

unemployed 5
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: batteries * Text: 

batteries taste like happiness
09-05-02

batteries
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet users * Text: 

internet users are fat because they are full of the heaviest element known to man: COMPLAINIUM
09-05-02

internet users
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: marshmallows for breakfast * Text: 

marshmallows for breakfast
09-05-02

marshmallows for breakfast
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: plump a thuppa * Text: 

plump a thuppa bow bup bup ba biddle bow (playing the bass like a jerk instead of a normal human being)
09-05-02

plump a thuppa
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: prune juice * Text: 

calling it DRIED PLUM JUICE instead of prune juice does not make it taste any better
09-05-02

prune juice
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: complaining is easier * Text: 

complaining is easier than doing anything
09-03-02

complaining is easier
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: information * Text: 

why is riding on the information superhighway more like rafting on the BORING RIVER
09-03-02

information
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: oatmeal company * Text: 

OATMEAL COMPANY i am not believing for even a minute that the old man on the box will remove my cholesterol
09-03-02

oatmeal company
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: september is * Text: 

september is national set fire to a hippie band month


i immolated
09-03-02

september is
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: should i go to grad school * Text: 

no
09-03-02

should i go to grad school
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec