Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: an open invitation * Text: 

if there is one thing i do not understand it is companies without free coffee for employees


it is like an open invitation to steal things to make up for the money you spend on coffee each day
11-28-02

an open invitation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: de classified government * Text: 

on _ the _ of the _ subsequently, he _ with _


i am a declassified government document
11-28-02

de classified government

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: november is * Text: 

november is national
11-28-02

november is

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: productivity would improve * Text: 

perhaps productivity would improve if the office was not COLDER THAN OUTSIDE


what part of
11-28-02

productivity would improve

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the four days * Text: 

i like the four days in autumn between when


it is hot and when it is cold
11-28-02

the four days

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: never watching commercials * Text: 

never watching commercials ever again:


PRICELESS
11-26-02

never watching commercials

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: perfect teeth * Text: 

if god really loved you don't you think he would have given you perfect teeth
11-26-02

perfect teeth

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stocks * Text: 

thank god i could never afford stocks
11-26-02

stocks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: toasted coconut fake donuts * Text: 

toasted coconut fake-donuts is the best convenience store breakfast ever
11-26-02

toasted coconut fake donuts

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your tepid attempts * Text: 

knock knock


who is there


your tepid attempts


your tepid attem-


YOUR TEPID ATTEMPTS AT TELLING AWFUL JOKES TO COWORKERS MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL
11-26-02

your tepid attempts

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a firm handshake * Text: 

pleased to meet you


CRUNCH


in business situations it is important to have a firm handshake


a pneumatic robot hand is not necessary, but it is recommended
11-24-02

a firm handshake

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: billiards champion * Text: 

cue ball in the corner pocket!! I AM THE BILLIARDS CHAMPION
11-24-02

billiards champion

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i can sing * Text: 

when i am up here i can sing all i want and nobody can stop me
11-24-02

i can sing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no it's not cute * Text: 

sniff


when i get a cold and snot pours out of my body it makes my nose turn red


NO IT'S NOT CUTE
11-24-02

no it's not cute

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: plastic binding * Text: 

if you are reading this and you are the guy who invented those plastic binding things WATCH OUT


your days are numbered
11-24-02

plastic binding

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a perfect excuse * Text: 

you know what i don't understand? all that terrorism stuff was a perfect excuse to play that one R.E.M. song and i never heard it even once
11-21-02

a perfect excuse

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: easter is cancelled * Text: 

EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!
11-21-02

easter is cancelled

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no shirt no shoes * Text: 

i am thinking that you should add
11-21-02

no shirt no shoes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: testing bolt cutters * Text: 

snip


testing out bolt cutters at the hardware store
11-21-02

testing bolt cutters

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your aura * Text: 

your aura is blue and green it means that you are sensitive


i can see your aura too it is colored
11-21-02

your aura

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: corporate logo * Text: 

COMPANY


i have redesigned our corporate logo!! the new look features the company name in diamonds at the top to represent shareholder value, and stacks of cash all around to show that we value our employees! finally, in the middle there will be a picture of me looking rough with gold rings on all my fingers to show how hard work pays off in the end
11-19-02

corporate logo

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: not a step * Text: 

NO


read the warning sticker it says i am NOT A STEP
11-19-02

not a step

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ssslurpppp * Text: 

ssslurpppp ssssssssslurp sssslurppp


i only do this because i think it really annoys my coworkers
11-19-02

ssslurpppp

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: for president * Text: 

OFFICE SUPPLIES for president in 2003!!!!
11-17-02

for president

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lobster i am * Text: 

LOBSTER i am your friend, if you could breathe air we could shake hands


i mean claws


hand claws
11-17-02

lobster i am

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: soaked * Text: 

i soaked my hand in coffee before going to work today so if i get bored i can just lick my fingers and feel better
11-17-02

soaked

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the fire extinguisher * Text: 

the fire extinguisher was fun but now it is empty
11-17-02

the fire extinguisher

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why i quit * Text: 

here, put this clear plastic bag on your head and tie it tight, it will be perfect for halloween


why i quit dressing up for halloween when i was nine
11-17-02

why i quit

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: companies they like * Text: 

i think the world would be a better place if executives wrote names of companies they like on their briefcases with white-out
11-14-02

companies they like

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: human resources * Text: 

explain to me why in the restroom by the human resources office there is no sign about hand washing but instead one that says
11-14-02

human resources

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tape dispenser * Text: 

i am the tape dispenser
11-14-02

tape dispenser

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: who wants donuts * Text: 

WHO WANTS DONUTS!!


i do, the box is empty
11-14-02

who wants donuts

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: world trade center game * Text: 

do you want to play the world trade center game?


how do we play?


you fall down and i will post conspiracy theories on the internet
11-14-02

world trade center game

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fluorescent lights * Text: 

bzzzzzt


when fluorescent lights flicker i like to think i am in a post-apocalyptic wasteland


OFFICE MAN: BEYOND THUNDERDOME
11-12-02

fluorescent lights

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i flicked my wrist * Text: 

i flicked my wrist but it is not returning
11-12-02

i flicked my wrist

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: peanut butter art * Text: 

the peanut butter bagel i have created is a masterpiece!! i hope my mouth will understand the complexity of this art
11-12-02

peanut butter art

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sunday morning * Text: 

sunday morning is perfect for eating breakfast late and reading porn
11-12-02

sunday morning

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: when it does not rain * Text: 

temp jobs are not so bad when it does not rain
11-12-02

when it does not rain

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: children ball * Text: 

HAMSTER what do you mean by
11-10-02

children ball

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: friday * Text: 

PHEW IT'S FINALLY FRIDAY


T.G.I.F. HA HA HA


coworkers think friday is not 20% of all work days
11-10-02

friday

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i love documentation * Text: 

i love reading documentation by people who speak english as a second language
11-10-02

i love documentation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: quadruple carpal tunnel * Text: 

it looks impressive but i will just end up with quadruple carpal tunnel syndrome
11-10-02

quadruple carpal tunnel

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the last time i ever played * Text: 

do you know any bob marley songs i love those


the last time i ever played music with a drummer
11-10-02

the last time i ever played

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: b b b beep * Text: 

b-b-b-beep! b-b-b-beep!


coworkers never turn off their watch alarm when it goes off
11-07-02

b b b beep

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dang it * Text: 

if i ever have a dog i will name it
11-07-02

dang it

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pooping at work * Text: 

some people don't like pooping at work but i love it because it is the only time i get paid to poop
11-07-02

pooping at work

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: safety goggles * Text: 

safety goggles are the best
11-07-02

safety goggles

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what do you want * Text: 

what do you want for breakfast


OAT-MEAL yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip


brrrrrring


brrrrrrring
11-07-02

what do you want

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: back to drinking * Text: 

temp jobs are the best


when they are over


back to drinking coffee and jumping on my bed naked
11-05-02

back to drinking

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: great oldies * Text: 

is it in his eyes, oh no that's not the way


if i go to hell i am sure they will play the same
11-05-02

great oldies

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: obsessive compulsive order * Text: 

if someone is always neat and cleans constantly would you call it obsessive-compulsive order
11-05-02

obsessive compulsive order

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rocky mountains * Text: 

i am the natural flavor of the rocky mountains
11-05-02

rocky mountains

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop talking about * Text: 

i have discovered a substance which makes coworkers stop talking about television!! it is called
11-05-02

stop talking about

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: for human consumption * Text: 

i am not for human consumption
11-03-02

for human consumption

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: improved flavor * Text: 

why do the snack crackers advertise
11-03-02

improved flavor

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: not to be used * Text: 

i am not to be used when pregnant or taking medication for heart disease
11-03-02

not to be used

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: safety scissors * Text: 

safety tip: NEVER hold a pair of scissors by the blade when cutting or stabbing someone. you could be seriously injured
11-03-02

safety scissors

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we hate classic rock * Text: 

STOP THE SPINNING WHEEL


DON'T TAKE IT EASY


we hate classic rock
11-03-02

we hate classic rock

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec