Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i put up * Text: 

i put up forty flyers for my band's concert today!  a sell-out crowd is all but inevitable due to the excellent graphic design and visual appeal
06-30-02

i put up
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: singing along * Text: 

click click click click click click


singing along to the very last song
06-30-02

singing along
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the report needs work * Text: 

ARRR the report needs work
06-30-02

the report needs work
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: three hundred pounds * Text: 

it looks like three hundred pounds of hummus but for me it is three hundred pounds of happiness
06-30-02

three hundred pounds
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: zero pages * Text: 

what do you mean
06-30-02

zero pages
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cassette tape hero * Text: 

cassette tape hero
06-27-02

cassette tape hero
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: girls who draw pictures * Text: 

girls who draw pictures are the best kind in the whole world
06-27-02

girls who draw pictures
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i would like to pawn * Text: 

i would like to pawn the soda and perhaps next week when i have more money i will get it back and finish
06-27-02

i would like to pawn
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pennies are useless * Text: 

pennies are useless
06-27-02

pennies are useless
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: soundtrack music * Text: 

i write soundtrack music for car crashes
06-27-02

soundtrack music
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: at the jukebox * Text: 

my song selection skills will win me a mate tonight for sure
06-25-02

at the jukebox
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i never write things down * Text: 

i never write things down


mostly because my pen has no ink
06-25-02

i never write things down
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: if i die * Text: 

if i die i hope someone gets a marker and draws black X's on my eyes
06-25-02

if i die
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pirates have pets too * Text: 

ARRRR fish, avast ye!!
06-25-02

pirates have pets too
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: they are for you * Text: 

HAMSTER the legos are for you to play with, not poop on
06-25-02

they are for you
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: floss * Text: 

FLOSS you may have won this time but I WILL RETURN!!
06-23-02

floss
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i need to wake up * Text: 

i need to wake up or nothing will ever get done
06-23-02

i need to wake up
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: not having much * Text: 

not having much in your apartment means less to move when you vacuum
06-23-02

not having much
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ticket for the drew train * Text: 

i am sorry, it appears that your ticket for the drew train has expired
06-23-02

ticket for the drew train
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: who just survived * Text: 

who just survived a ten story fall?  THE ANSWER IS ME!!!
06-23-02

who just survived
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: is there a cocktail * Text: 

is there a cocktail called the
06-20-02

is there a cocktail
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ping ping ping * Text: 

ping ping ping


i hate when i am playing piano and someone comes up and does this
06-20-02

ping ping ping
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thank you * Text: 

you are welcome
06-20-02

thank you
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what do you want to do * Text: 

well i was hoping you would gradually erode my self esteem and then get rid of me but i am open for anything!  what do YOU want to do this weekend?
06-20-02

what do you want to do
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you are lucky * Text: 

you are lucky you are not in los angeles or your fruit stand would be destroyed by a car chase
06-20-02

you are lucky
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: any band * Text: 

any band that is
06-18-02

any band
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am the ruler * Text: 

i am the ruler of this apartment!  ALL I SEE IS MINE
06-18-02

i am the ruler
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: molecules are everywhere * Text: 

molecules are everywhere
06-18-02

molecules are everywhere
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: peanut butter is * Text: 

friends may come and go but PEANUT BUTTER IS FOREVER
06-18-02

peanut butter is
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: today is my birthday * Text: 

today is my birthday which means I GET THE CORNER PIECE OF THE CAKE!!!
06-18-02

today is my birthday
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: another day * Text: 

another day, another grocery store display to knock down
06-16-02

another day
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i like books * Text: 

i like books for dinner
06-16-02

i like books
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i took all the things * Text: 

i took all the things i have not done in my lifetime and put them in this box and when i burn it my life will be complete
06-16-02

i took all the things
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: review this arrangement * Text: 

let's review this arrangement one more time: you keep my apartment cool and i won't unplug you and sell you for scrap metal
06-16-02

review this arrangement
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crystallized ginger * Text: 

whoever invented crystallized ginger is a genius
06-13-02

crystallized ginger
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i hate grocery shopping * Text: 

i hate grocery shopping
06-13-02

i hate grocery shopping
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i secretly love * Text: 

i secretly love stairwells
06-13-02

i secretly love
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: look i have a tongue * Text: 

look i have a tongue bar it is a secret code for
06-13-02

look i have a tongue
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: someone is not going * Text: 

someone is not going to be answered and i think their initials are TELEPHONE
06-13-02

someone is not going
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: raining 1 * Text: 

collect rain water and sell for a profit
06-11-02

raining 1
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: raining 2 * Text: 

get rescued from a flash flood
06-11-02

raining 2
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: raining 3 * Text: 

shirtless picnic
06-11-02

raining 3
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: raining 4 * Text: 

eat indian food and pretend it is monsoon season
06-11-02

raining 4
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: raining 5 * Text: 

walk around outside with a towel wrapped around your waist like you are taking a shower
06-11-02

raining 5
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fall on me * Text: 

buy the sky, and sell the sky, and lift your arms up to the sky and ask the sky don't FAAAALLL O-ON MEEE-E-E-EE
06-09-02

fall on me
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i finished * Text: 

i finished my entire dinner!  it means I WIN!! the prize is a larger belly
06-09-02

i finished
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: it is time for a revolution * Text: 

it is time for a revolution!!


OFF WITH MY PANTS
06-09-02

it is time for a revolution
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no longer my friend * Text: 

TOASTER if you burn even one more piece of bread you are no longer my friend
06-09-02

no longer my friend
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the ergonomics * Text: 

the ergonomics of this workstation would be better if we removed the computer and i drew pictures all day
06-09-02

the ergonomics
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: all the oxygen * Text: 

all the oxygen in the atmosphere is singing
06-06-02

all the oxygen
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: before i write anything * Text: 

before i write anything on the board i would like to remind you all that i have tenure and will therefore not really care if you come to class or learn or anything
06-06-02

before i write anything
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamsters are the best * Text: 

hamsters are the best
06-06-02

hamsters are the best
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: in broccoli forest * Text: 

crunch crunch crunch
06-06-02

in broccoli forest
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: math jokes are never funny * Text: 

do greek cows say
06-06-02

math jokes are never funny
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gun 1 * Text: 

okay.  so i bought a gun the other day.  i am not violent or in a militia or want to eat deer.
06-04-02

gun 1
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gun 2 * Text: 

snozzzz


no one has ever tried to break into my apartment, probably because i don't have anything
06-04-02

gun 2
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gun 3 * Text: 

THUMP BOOM FART BOOM BUMP THUMP


but these people drove by every night with bass speakers.  i guess one oclock in the morning is when the grocery or racetrack or wherever they work closes.
06-04-02

gun 3
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gun 4 * Text: 

they stopped driving by after a while. (probably due to lack of tires windows etc)
06-04-02

gun 4
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beware the ides of march * Text: 

oh no greek letters does it mean you like men


no it is my frat!  it is at college and--


hello the forum is nice today AGGGH STABBED BY BRUTUS wait that is not a knife!  also i am enjoying it
06-02-02

beware the ides of march
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: clothes shopping * Text: 

SALESPERSON yes i do need your help!  where is the rack of clothes that do not look like crap
06-02-02

clothes shopping
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: en boca cerrada * Text: 

en boca cerrada no entran moscas
06-02-02

en boca cerrada
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: if there were a video game * Text: 

if there was a videogame about your life it would be like the oregon trail except you would start with no money and have no job and just stay at home
06-02-02

if there were a video game
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: talking to the pencil * Text: 

grrRRrrRRrRRRrrr


talking to the pencil sharpener
06-02-02

talking to the pencil
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec