Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: coffee is always * Text: whooosh


coffee is ALWAYS too hot
12-31-02

coffee is always

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: heeeeere comes the airplane * Text: 

heeeeeeere comes the airplane!! WHOOSHHH
12-31-02

heeeeere comes the airplane

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: south dakota * Text: 

we are in south dakota
12-31-02

south dakota

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: up sizing * Text: 

when you actually hire someone why don't you call it UP-SIZING
12-31-02

up sizing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: creapot * Text:
12-30-02

creapot

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: banjos look friendly * Text: banjos look friendly but if you leave them alone together they will fight to the death
12-29-02

banjos look friendly

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: department store samples * Text: 

WOULD YOU LIKE A SAMPLE OF MY POOP
12-29-02

department store samples

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hearing suitcases * Text: 

i hate hearing people who have those rolly-suitcases


rrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CLUNK (hits sidewalk crack)
12-29-02

hearing suitcases

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: our representatives * Text: 

our representatives are waiting so CALL NOW so we can put you on hold
12-29-02

our representatives

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the corporate motto * Text: 

WELCOME TO COMPANY


where no one is happy and idiots are promoted


RECEPTION DESK


i have altered the corporate motto to reflect the ideals we have here
12-29-02

the corporate motto

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: aggggh a spider * Text: 

AGGGGH A SPIDER, KILL IT


even better, let's make it watch daytime television until it promises to never come back
12-22-02

aggggh a spider

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: corporate business man * Text: 

i am a corporate business man! strategy initiative marketplace economy PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME
12-22-02

corporate business man

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: electricity is our friend * Text: 

electricity is our friend
12-22-02

electricity is our friend

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hip hop chorus * Text: 

it's the chorus to a hip-hop song yall


so repeat some phrase and gesture!!


yeah, and you know it don't stop!!!!
12-22-02

hip hop chorus

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my flight * Text: 

my flight leaves at 7am tomorrow! i travel constantly to appear busy and worthwhile
12-22-02

my flight

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: can't i wait * Text: 

get ready... set... and GO!!


can't i at least wait until i am in middle management to wear myself out running in circles and get only threats of what will happen if i don't as a reward
12-19-02

can't i wait

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: damn you jesus jones * Text: 

songs from 1991 are stuck in my head and will not leave!! DAMN YOU JESUS JONES
12-19-02

damn you jesus jones

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: grandchildren * Text: 

well pretty much when i was your age i just did nothing all day


it was great


if i have grandchildren they will know the truth
12-19-02

grandchildren

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i hate fog * Text: 

i hate fog
12-19-02

i hate fog

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ewww so gross * Text: 

man you know what's weird? in different parts of the world people eat food which is not exactly like ours!! i know, it's like EWWW SO GROSS
12-17-02

ewww so gross

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i love xacto knives * Text: 

AGGGGH STUPID X-ACTO KNIFE


i love x-acto knives but whenever i get one i play with it until i hurt myself
12-17-02

i love xacto knives

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: king of spaghetti * Text: 

I AM THE KING OF SPAGHETTI
12-17-02

king of spaghetti

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: straight blonde dreadlocks * Text: 

even though i have straight blonde hair i can have dreadlocks thanks to GLUE(TM)


the people in my sociology class will be soooo envious
12-17-02

straight blonde dreadlocks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the office is underwater * Text: 

when i get bored at work i lay on a chair and roll around and pretend i am swimming because the office is underwater
12-17-02

the office is underwater

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: envelope man * Text: 

I AM ENVELOPE MAN!!!!


ENVELOPE MAN SAYS WE SHOULD ALL GO HOME EARLY TODAY
12-15-02

envelope man

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i want to cut * Text: 

i want to cut your christmas tree
12-15-02

i want to cut

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sports commentator * Text: 

i am a sports commentator! BEHOLD my screen scribbles!!!!!
12-15-02

sports commentator

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: when grunge comes back * Text: 

when grunge comes back I WILL BE READY
12-15-02

when grunge comes back

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your cashier today * Text: 

YOUR CASHIER TODAY IS:


SHIT I AIN' GON' TAY YOU MY NAME


i need to stop going to this grocery
12-15-02

your cashier today

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i got lost * Text: 

i got lost downtown couldn't find a ride home
12-12-02

i got lost

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: new paintbrush * Text: 

new paintbrush
12-12-02

new paintbrush

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: set the silverware * Text: 

i was thinking you would just set the silverware on the table
12-12-02

set the silverware

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the honky tonk blues * Text: 

you will have the honky-tonk blues for real when you have my honky-tonk fist in your honky-tonk face
12-12-02

the honky tonk blues

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: walking on the roof * Text: 

crunch crunch crunch


i hate the sound of people walking on the roof
12-12-02

walking on the roof

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cd store * Text: 

WELL HOLY CRAP there are cds hanging on fishing line everywhere! and this is a cd store!! whoever thought that one up should get a nobel prize
12-10-02

cd store

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crouching tiger * Text: 

MOVIES


crouching tiger hidden BORING
12-10-02

crouching tiger

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i don't want my call * Text: 

i don't want my call to be answered by audix
12-10-02

i don't want my call

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: party of loud jerks * Text: 

party of loud jerks at the bar YOUR TABLE IS READY
12-10-02

party of loud jerks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: death and taxes and * Text: 

death, taxes, and BEING BORED AT WORK
12-08-02

death and taxes and

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: king of the guiro * Text: 

bzzzzzzt zzt zzt


i am the king of the guiro!!
12-08-02

king of the guiro

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pumpkin pie * Text: 

it is autumn! and that means PUMPKIN PIE FOR DINNER
12-08-02

pumpkin pie

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: vending machine breakfast * Text: 

vending machine breakfast
12-08-02

vending machine breakfast

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: who played tom waits * Text: 

i will find out who played tom waits on the jukebox and THEY WILL PAY
12-08-02

who played tom waits

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: brown paper coworkers * Text: 

...brown paper coworkers tied up in striiiiiiing, these are a few of my favorite things
12-05-02

brown paper coworkers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamster labor theory * Text: 

HAMSTER what do you mean you can not pull a rickshaw!! do you think you can stay here forever and not work!!!
12-05-02

hamster labor theory

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: happy birthday to me * Text: 

happy birthday to me
12-05-02

happy birthday to me

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ketchup and mustard * Text: 

ketchup and mustard
12-05-02

ketchup and mustard

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: peanut butter hat * Text: 

peanut butter hat
12-05-02

peanut butter hat

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: breakfast and coffee * Text: 

let's go get some breakfast and coffee-e-e


hanging out with david bowie is not so bad
12-03-02

breakfast and coffee

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: folgers crystals * Text: 

i have secretly replaced the copier toner with folger's crystals
12-03-02

folgers crystals

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my favorite song * Text: 

ba ba bowww ba bowwwww
12-03-02

my favorite song

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: seven cigarettes * Text: 

what do you mean, smoking seven cigarettes at once does not make me seven times cooler
12-03-02

seven cigarettes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the alarm clock * Text: 

BEEP BEEP BEEP how do you like that?! it is maybe not so fun now is it!!


sometimes i yell at the alarm clock and wake it up in the middle of the night
12-03-02

the alarm clock

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: another stupid cold * Text: 

sniff


i have another stupid cold


WELCOME TO SNOT CITY, POPULATION ME
12-01-02

another stupid cold

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: delicious * Text: 

i do not have many vitamins but i am 100% of the recommended daily allowance of DELICIOUS
12-01-02

delicious

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: not paid enough to care * Text: 

well you know those sun visors on cars? and how sometimes the sun shines between them even though you have them pulled down? and then you can't see? well pretty much that's why i haven't been coming to work
12-01-02

not paid enough to care

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the pipes * Text: 

i am going to start as soon as the boss arrives but for now i am just going to stare at the screen saver


the pipes are flying around EVERYWHERE
12-01-02

the pipes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: who has four eyes now * Text: 

who has four eyes now! OH WAIT I KNOW it is the boy with his mouth filled with bugs and taped shut and tied to a tree!!! perhaps from now on you will no longer seek higher social status through demeaning other children
12-01-02

who has four eyes now

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec